May 2013
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
wwworldwide:
*drops out of school like its hot*
photolies:
I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.
antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
ahlistenalison:
true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch
breakburnandends:
my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
aren’t we all just Toys in this Story we call life
merederpien:
ronaldweasley:
HE WAS A LORD
AND HE WAS A QUIRRELL
CAN I MAKE IT ANYMORE OBVIOUS?
omfg crying
coopercomeback:
brbjellyfishing:
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
we really need to sleep more on this site
strifeandslash:
safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)
circumcisions:
im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
sardonicheight:
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
carrotcakebandit:
madara: this is exactly how i pictured your future hokage would look
naruto:
cat-fox:
catswithbenefits:
what if there was no sliced bread
then we’d be in a loaf of trouble
rabioheab:
i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
hippyjamfest:
I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
corywho:
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
i just spit my food onto my keyboard
ON EVERY CHAPTER SASUKE AND SAKURA MEETS UP
sakura: sasuke-kun?
sasuke: ah sakura.
sakura: sasuke-kun!
sasuke: sakura.
sakura: sasuke?!
sasuke: sakura...
naruto: DUDE. IM RIGHT HERE.
thecompanionsdoctor:
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
earthnation:
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
wearesorryfortheinconvenience:
wearesorryfortheinconvenience:
my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit
its his fault we go through this
if you where wondering this is the image
bUT IDK...
powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint
meladoodle:
A GRILL IS A GRILL THIS IS SURELY SO AND FRIES SHOULD BE FRIES EITHER WAY BUT THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
kfcofficial:
im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
